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Wednesday, March 31, 2010 @ 6:52 pm
a place we go to when everything around us is crazy and we just need some semblance of normal.
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Monday, March 29, 2010 @ 11:41 am
Is that the most interesting fact or what
At the right angle you can pull out a guys penis with just the strength of 'pressing the palm on the floor' .
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Friday, March 26, 2010 @ 8:31 am
A snippet from an episode of Friends
Monica: Wasn't it a lot more exciting when we were, y'know, all over each other all the time?
Chandler: Yeah that was great. That was really great! But to tell you the truth, I'm more excited about where we are right now. Monica: Really? Chandler: Yeah! I've never been in a relationship that's lasted this long before. Y'know to get past the beginning and still be around each other all the time, I think that's pretty incredible. And the fact that this is happening all with you, yeah I think that's pretty exciting. |
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Monday, March 22, 2010 @ 9:32 pm
SOCIALLY AWKWARD MUCH?
I'll be turning 20 this December.
20 years is a freaking long period of time and lots can and have happened. Ages 0-6: I was a lonely kid who looked too much like a boy. My parents bought me many frilly dresses, hoping that I wouldn't grow up to be a tom boy. On my 5th birthday (judging from the photos), I wore this disgustingly red romper to school and had my classmates sing me a birthday song. I think I nearly died and went to heaven for the extremely embarrassed. Ages 7-12: Life was a breeze and friendships were less complicated, no back stabbing bitching two faced people. Most memorable incident when I was 12: I sat beside a boy, and this horrible boy loved shaking his pens. One fine day, the cap came off and idk how or what happened to the pen but my uniform got splattered with red ink and I looked like I was about to cry. I love my jeans and shorts to death. I hated dresses, skirts and every other girly thing. I was short, nerdy and ugly - I will not sugarcoat the sad truth. I still look at my primary school pictures and tell my parents I want them burnt and they'll say, "Well then you'll have to burn the whole trove". I <3 my supportive parents. Ages 13-16: Academically, I cruised through secondary school with average grades. Socially: absolutely retarded. I had no life - it was school, tuition, school, tuition. My pocket money was pathetic. I mostly went home straight after school because it was a treat to be able to do that and I had no money to do anything fun anyways. But, I made a couple of close friends, the kind you know you're gonna hang out with for life. What I wore: boardshorts were my life. Roxy ripcurl billabong Op. And they were those hideously long ones that touched the knee caps. LOVE WAS IN THE AIR. I WAS IN LOVE, I BREATHED LOVE, I was the poster child for love. Perhaps if I were a comic character at this point I'd have had little hearts floating out of my head. But it was a crazy kind of love - very emotional, very insane, very volatile. Ages 17-20: Poly. Probably the best couple of years I've had. Pretty smooth sailing. Life treated me really well, I had my virgin karaoke and mahjong experience, been to Universal Studios, spent an insane amount of time with Kenny, hang out more with my bffflutd and poly clique. Socially, I'm a little less retarded, though if you look my Facebook wall, I've joined the group: ("It's awkward to say hi, so I will just pretend that I didn't see you").LIFE'S GOOD. It's only going to get better from here, hopefully. |
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@ 12:45 pm
You can be my rubber ducky and I’ll walk with you along private lawns and public parks
Thank goodness the internet is up again, else I'd die from excess boredom.
Saturday: -Disney on Ice with Kenny, Cindy&friend -Dinner at Lao pa sa -Htht at esplanade/one fullerton Sunday: -Church -Went to visit my pops at SGH -Had dinner TWICE with Kenny (we had mee&soup at Crystal Jade and a lot of other dishes at his place, but I only ate a fistful of rice, too full already) Today: -Life is sad -Ate lunch alone -Internet was down for the pass 30 mintues -Work is sucking my social life away -Another 5 hours more till I knock off -JESS IS BACKKK!! -Wants time to pass faster -And there's nothing I would like more then to have a frivolous day to myself -A super nice auntie gave me a packet of cuttlefish, Imma gonna eat it and chase people away with my smelly breath :D -Feels superrrr tempted to order stuff online Alice: Am I crazy? Dad: Yes, Alice, I think you are. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the greatest people are. -- Alice In Wonderland |
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Thursday, March 18, 2010 @ 9:16 pm
work sucksssssssssss
No words for the post below because Lee Siew Tin kept hurrying me.
YES TOMORROW'S FINALLY FRIDAY AND WORK ENDS AT 5:30PM. Guess who's going for Disney On Ice this Saturday. And I can't wait to wear "normal" clothes out. The only time I ever get to wear them are on weekends ): Formal clothes are so stuffy, hatezz. Plus work is sucking my life away. Every time I head out after work, all I really wanna do is sleep. Kenny Lee, I hate the fact that you're always so goddamn busy that you take forever to reply my texts and how we can only meet on Saturdays )): Sobz, I'm starting to sound like a clingy over possessive girlfriend. UGHHHHH. |
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@ 7:48 pm
UNIVERSAL STUDIOS
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