
“Harold, someone is taking a picture of us.”
“What’s that dear?”
“Some guy with a giant camera is taking a picture. I haven’t washed my fur yet today. I look hideous.”
“That’s nice dear.”
“You’re not even listening to me! If this ends up on the internet I’m gonna be pissed. Stop eating that piece of grass, get off your fat ass and do something for once!”
“Mmm…grass.” nomnomnomnom
“Ugh. My mother warned me you were useless.”