OMG I LOL-ED WHEN I SAW THIS ENTRY. TOO FUNNY ALREADY.

I hoped she figured out how to use these squat toilets because NO, you do not sit on the floor unless you want pee and godknowswhat all over yourself forming a pee pool and YES YOU TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS TO PEE.

You know I've always had an issue with squat toilets. I never use them unless I really don't have a choice (eg: needs to pee really badly, like omg I think I'm going to wet my pants this instant kind of urgent).

I think they're unnecessary, obsolete and frigging filthy. Women obviously can't aim and always end up peeing all over the floor which makes it twice as troublesome for cleaners and always dirtying other people's shoes. I suppose elsewhere they only use a toilet bowl which imo makes a hell lot more sense.

And then there are the guys. The ones who need to know how to aim properly and PLEASE PUT DOWN THE TOILET SEAT AFTER YOU'RE DONE PEEING. VERY IRRITATING YOU KNOW.

Guys kindly FOCUS, TARGET and SHOOT!!! It’s not like you're out in the open and can swing it whichever way you want.

Something really random but so not true (and you wonder why you're still single):