My peak was when Ms World 2009 said:

"If I'm feeling naughty, I'll wear something 'rat' and 'roud'..."

LOL.

To be fair, she looks better than she talks.

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Know how there’s always a top that you don’t think would look good on you until you try it on then OMG, its the most comfortable thing ever and ZOMG it actually looks……pretty damn good?

Know how there’s always going to be a friend who didn’t want to try that exact same top on, and then tells you not to get it, even if you (and everyone else) think it looks good?

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Dropped by the dentist's earlier to do the moulding for my mouth guard (I dropped my previous one into the toilet bowl, very suay I know, blame it on my butter fingers. Besides, I've worn them for 3 whole years and its pretty worn out because according to the dentist, I grind my teeth when I'm sleeping) and he asked me to do some English quiz while waiting for my mould to set.

Haha I have no idea why he wanted me to do the quiz but I just did and I expected myself to ace it. BUT there was a crossword puzzle in it which totally screwed things up and I didn't get full marks. I mean if I cannot do it, how can the china people do it right.

PS: My grandmother's damn cute. She drinks coke out of a bowl. Beat that.