Well Dr Georgia Lee wins hands down. If this isn't extravagant, then I don't know what is.

Why walk when you have hunks like these carrying you.

Very yummy bodies!! AHHHHHHHH.
And her guests always look this good!
How to win you tell me. But who cares. I'm so going to have the party of the year on the 21st of November at Fairmont, you just wait. I'm a vampire, maybe I'll have a vampire sort of theme, that's cool no? Should be fun.

The person who wrote on this doesn't know/understand what he/she is talking about and must either be out of his mind/mad/high/drunk (alcohol does a lot of weird crazy things to people).