I've got weird people talking to me on msn again (partly because I used to surf wholivesnearyou when I was in sec 4 and thought it was awesome stuff getting to know strangers on the internet. Not cool anymore.)

Take for example:

snoopy says:
*haha.. U don like to take sexy pic?
*wat phone u using?

(WHAT KIND OF %$@!#&* GUY ASKS QUESTIONS LIKE THIS MAN. SICK LOWLIFE BASTARD GET A LIFE LUH REALLY.)

Wa lao I must really look like an easy prey to all these chee ko peks online.

I'm no longer a naive innocent (still am) brainless xiao mei mei that you can seduce with flattery.

So do you want to be friends? A/S/L pleaseeeeee...

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Joke:

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy: "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight," the boy replied.

The man continued: "Do you know what these are used for?"

The boy replied: "not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. And right now, he can't do either."