(I do some of these things as well )

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who say that they are not going to shop for a month, but go on to tempting themselves with browsing stuff online.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is having a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No loser, I paid 9 bucks to come to the cinema
and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

10. When people say "Get lost", how in the name of god should I get lost when I know where I am!

PS: I just had to add one more, so make that 11. I hate people who call me HUM JI PENG. NOT CUTE K.