(This post contains no evil intent, merely a form of entertainment, but just so you know, X and S were my best friends. Yes, were, not are.)

To: THE TWO PIGS (names will not be mentioned for privacy purposes)

Dear X and S,

RE: Your Incorrigible Behaviour

We would like to officially announce that we are breaking up with the both of you. From this day onwards, we are removing you from our "best friends" and "favourite people" lists on our handphone contacts and facebook. YES, it will be facebook official. (we know its a low blow but we don't care).

We are hurt and disappointed in your absence in our lives due to your new found habits that you've decided we're too boring to hang out with because you're just plain busy. But still, no excuses. At least hang out with us once/twice a month, not to much to ask for right? It pains us to know that you girls do not want to bond with us. Never did we think that the both of you were capable of such acts.

However, we would like to bring to your attention that we have found each other and are happily in holy matrimony. Any attempts to reconcile with us will be taken into high consideration. So you two better start planning more frequent outings and stop flying aeroplanes! Maybe you gross girls can consider study dating. (or perhaps you already have started doing so but who cares) We dont love you for the time being, so till then...You'll have to win back our love!

XOXOXOXOXO S, J, Y and J (the new best friends forever for life until die!!!!!!!!!!!!! BFF!!!!!!!!)

(P.S: Please remember that we still love you somewhere deep down in our heartz.)