Life's embarrassing moments

Embarrassing moment #1:

Today I went shopping alone. Yes, alone, how lonely. Everyone's either busy doing project or they're not free, shopping alone was the last resort. And so I went to Promod and tried on a couple of tops. While I was trying on the last top, this bloody stupid sickening idiotic #$%^&*!@* auntie suddenly pulled the curtain of the changing room I was in, OPEN, LIKE TOTALLY OPEN and gawked at me.I was totally mortified. (If you've been to Promod at Tampines 1, you would realise that the changing rooms are slightly more visible in a sense that it's in full view of the bags and shoes area, and I happened to be in the one that's in the centre which gives people a much better view, if someone were to open the curtains.) OMG REALLY. Now, if you're wondering whether the whole world has seen my naked body and that I've become an amateur flasher, sorry to disappoint, not. Thank goodness I already had the top on when she pulled the curtains opened, or I'd be damn embarrassed and wouldn't want to leave the changing room. So phew!

P.S.: I have no frigging idea why that auntie had to pull open the curtains of the room I was in because mine was the only one that was occupied.

Embarrassing moment #2:

When I was still in canoe, I used to go running like 3 to 4 times a week at Bedok Reservoir. Okay so during one of those training days I went to run with Kian Shin and we kinda cheated a little on the amount of distance to run because I was really lazy and need to pee badly. So here's the funny and embarrassing part, I needed to pee to badly that I ran straight into the first toilet that I saw. Guess what, I ran directly into the male toilet without thinking twice and before I could even pee, Kian Shin started shouting my name outside the toilet which made me came out without peeing and he said something like "Omg Sarah do really need to pee that much that you actually ran into the wrong toilet and you better thank me for saving your life or else later you kena raped." (At that point when I came out of the toilet, there was this banglah who entered!) Goodness I must have looked like an idiot.

Embarrassing moment #3:

Drinking too much and vomiting the floor and on Elie's heels. Hahaha I can never forget that one. Not only was it embarrassing, it was a pretty awful sight and it was at a hotel's lounge and I look like a total wreck but I was too drunk to even bother. Ohh, and I drunk dialled too. Very very embarrassing. Haha Xiuz and Yanjun should know.

There are a lot more awfully embarrassing moments like these when you're Sarah Fang, but well what can I do, I'm not exactly perfect or so I'd like to think I am!

Caught Ghosts of Girlfriends Past with MK after that and we got the couple seat and were surrounded by couples, well whats new. Both of us are from the lonely hearts club, wanna join?
I liked the movie, it was good and I wished I wasn't so cynical about love.

-S