My period came today.
My stomach hurts like crap.
I am very sleepy.
My back is aching.
My stomach is bloated.
I look like a pregnant woman.
I sound like an old woman.

And I need to make new friends. Nice ones only need apply.

During the weekends I:

-Hung out at Yanjun's place with Janice and Xiuz.
-Watched the golden melody awards
-Went to church
-Watched Transformers

Transformers wasn't too bad, I thought the movie was pretty good despite the horrible ratings on The Straits Times and 8days. Ohh but I slept through 15 minutes during the start of the movie which was rather boring and it only got better halfway through. But still a good watch. And tranny or not, Megan Fox is still damn hot.

I wanted to write an entry for you Xiuz but I'm feeling damn lazy now but I got too tempted and just had to upload a drop dead gorgeous photo of you here! (It's a pity that Yanjun snapped it with her phone because the image quality sucked) Xiuz is so pretty, no? HAHAHA. Buay tahan.

Dinner last night at KimGary was horrible.

Why?

There was something wrong with the food (it was like the last meal I had) that made me vomited, had bouts if stomachache (the kind I used to have when I was anemic) and shitted non-stop. And this happened to Siew Tin too.

Will never dine there again. It made me too sick to even use the com last night.

Story Telling

Today the sole of my shoe came off while I boarded the bus (it was already coming off when I was walking but I didn't stop to remove it, ya I was like dragging my feet to make it seem less obvious) , it was at the entrance, the bus was pretty crowded and everyone stared at me. Very embarrassing. I was blushing red and wanted to dig a hole so badly to bury my head and save myself from all the embarrassment and those "HAHA I SAW YOUR SOLE COMING OFF!" stares.

Today the button of my skirt came off. And as icing on the perfect cake, it was at the part that was covering the area of my crotch. YES I KNOW, DAMN SUAY RIGHT. The threads which held onto the button were already pretty lose when I bought it. I don't know why have such itchy fingers because I went to actually fiddle with the button when I was in the toilet, don't ask me why I was playing with the button, and ya serves me right for fiddling with it that it came off. I had to cover the top of my skirt with my bag. (And I really really hope that no one actually saw the missing button!)

Today I got stalked by weirdos on the internet. Why me why why why. Do I look like an easy prey?

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And Jess wrote a post (read below) dedicated to me. Seriously, how can you find a better best friend like her! (Nevermind the fact that I forced her to write it for me sheesh haha.) Get well soon woman!

Hello world. This entry is dedicated to my fangzi.
Fangs I kept my promise.
So here goes.
This is a story on my friendship journey with the bimbo.
I really wonder what to write for 21st birthday if I write all these now. haha u ask for it so you get it fangs.

Fangs, We crossed paths in 2003 even though we were from shps. So yes classmates for 2 years and that was where it all started.
Back then, I was an introvert in class but loud when I'm out. I've got split personalities you see. We weren't really close yet because you were in another clique and I was always hanging out with yan or shar. You're every teacher's pet and soon enough you became a prefect.

A prefect is supposed to be a good role model right?Not for your case, I think our prefects are corrupted. OOPS.
Our first quarrel was over a chair. It was darn stupid but funny when I look back. Pretty childish back then and we even had a minor cold war.

We were the first 2 who had braces on and soon enough many others started wearing braces. It was a trend, I THINK. Soon enough, you had many complicated things going on during upper sec where we started drifting apart but I'm glad all is cleared and well now.

Remember our first birthday celebration together at the house? Was awesome wasn't it? A whole huge mansion to ourselves with lotsa fun and games. Oh not to mention I love sleepovers at your place (SO GAY I KNOW).

Now I'm looking forward to your grand birthday party in deccccc. WHY AM I POSTING SUCH AN ENTRY.nevertheless still love u fannnggs.

SWEET RIGHT!! LOVE YOU TOO LUH.

Off to watch TV now bye!

Getting wonky in school with nothing to do. Not that there isn't anything to do but, whatever.
And did you notice the difference in the colour of my hair? IT IS RED. I HAVE AWESOME-LY COOL RED HAIR NOW YO.


After talking to a couple of people, I've come to the conclusion that the first impression I leave with people is that I'm:

-loud
-crazy
-lack of emotions
-honest
-straightforward
-sometimes a little irritating
-bitchy
-bossy
-talkative (I think I talk too much for my own good hahaha)
-hide my feelings
-saying things that I don't mean
-nice
-sociable
-stuck up
-hyper active
-sweet
-outspoken
-bimbotic


I find them to be very amusing and good in the way that it's a constant answer.

-S

I'm feeling really sore now and giving my number to strangers at the IT fair was a huge mistake.

Read this:

Sarah, thanks 4 helping me to get a free HP printer at PC show. Hence, can I invite u 4 free dinner at Orchard Sakura. This dinner is appreciated ur gracious generosity. Anthony.

And that guy looks older than my father.

Eww. Very weird.

Just came out of the shower and I'm waiting for my hair to dry.





Bye bye brown hair. And people don't be fool by Siew Tin's enormous eyes, it's not that huge luh, or maybe I just have really really puny eyes.

It's Lee Min Ho's birthday today!! (:

I'm bored and sad.

Okay bye.

I'll pay for half those star tattoos to be removed, says the man who engraved 56 on 18-year-old girl's face.

By Mail Foreign Service Last updated at 5:54 PM on 17th June 2009.

The tattooist embroiled in a row with a teenage girl who claims he tattooed 56 stars on her face when she only asked for three has said he will help pay for them to be removed.
Rouslan Toumaniantz said today that Kimberley Vlaminck 'absolutely' agreed she wanted 56 stars tattooed on the left side of her face. But now the 18-year-old is suing Toumaniantz, claiming she had asked him for only three stars - and had fallen asleep during the procedure, waking up to a nightmare in her Belgian hometown of Courtrai.

Toumaniantz - himself covered from head to foot in tattoos and piercings - said he would help pay for half of the treatment to remove the tattoos.
'I maintain that she absolutely agreed that I tattoo those 56 stars on the left side of her face,' he told newspaper La Derniere Heure.
'A witness, a woman who was present, has already been questioned by police, and she confirms it. 'But be that as it may: Kimberley is unhappy and it is not my wish to have an unsatisfied client. There is a way to remove the tattoos with the help of a laser. I accept to pay for half the cost.'

Toumaniantz claimed Kimberley was happy with the work when she left his shop in Coutrai but changed her mind when her father saw the stars.
'She's 18 years old, she's an adult,' he said. 'I don't regret it. To tell you the truth, this has given me some publicity.'

Kimberley is suing Toumaniantz for £10,000 after she paid £55 for 'the graffiti that has ruined my life'.
She claimed the Toumanaintz misunderstood her French and English.
She claims she fell asleep while he was doing his work... and awoke to 'this nightmare'.
'It is terrible for me,' said Kimberley yesterday. 'I cannot go out on to the street, I am so embarrassed. I just look horrible.'

'I think he didn’t understand what I wanted. He spoke only fractured English and French.
'But I explicitly said in my native tongue, French, and also in a little bit of English when he looked confused, that I wanted three little stars only near my left eye.'

Toumaintz, who runs the tattoo parlour called The Tattoo Box in Courtrai, said Kimberley was awake and actually looked in the mirror several times during the procedure to see how it was going. He said she knew 'exactly what she wanted'. 'The trouble all started when she went home and her father and boyfriend threw a fit. 'They are saying things now like I doped her or hypnotised her. What rubbish! 'She asked for 56 stars and that’s what she got.'

To remove the stars would require surgery costing £8,500.
But even the most advanced laser techniques would, while removing the tattoos, leave deep white marks all across Kimberley's face.
She has launched legal proceedings against Toumanaintz seeking damages, plus the money for the operation. He was questioned by police earlier this year but they decided it was a civil matter and that there was nothing they could do.

Jules Clocher, a Belgian psychologist, said: 'The trauma this girl must be feeling is indescribable. She feels like a circus freak - and no wonder, because she looks like one.'
Toumanaintz said from now on he will get written consent from clients before he begins tattooing.

This is the guy who tattooed her face:



He looks seriously damn horrible with his face covered in multiple piercings and tattoos. Major EWW. Well, to each his own.

I do not want to go back to school tomorrow. Poutz. I hope someone (sorry I know I'm very black hearted, but still...) from TP gets infected with H1N1 and that they will extend the holidays for another week.

And I really want to go shopping at Promod badly. Ohh and I'm thinking of using Tumblr instead of Blogspot, because Blogspot's looking pretty drab. Should I move over?

Okay ciao, going to continue watching Absolute Boyfriend now.

Father's Day dinner at Morton's (hidden somewhere on the fourth level of Oriental hotel).

Consumed a huge copious amount of beef. It's places like these that reminds me why I can never be a vegetarian haha.

If you're craving for some really solid juicy steak then Morton's the place to go!

The ambiance was intimate, dimly lit, with a mixture of expatriates, families and couples. After being seated, our server introduced to us the different cuts of steak plus a few seafood dishes. Needless to say, we were firmly fixed on trying their famous porterhouse steak and fillet mignon.

We were then served a gigantic onion loaf while being given some time to run through the menu. I must say that the onion loaf was nothing short of excellent, and I had to strongly resist the temptation to have more and more of it as portions at Morton's were HUGE. Believe me when I say they're huge.

The mains in Morton's does not come with any side dishes. These comes as additional orders (which means more moolah)But I must mention the mashed potato, this is the best mashed potato I've had in my entire life - really creamy and bursting with flavour with every bite. But this comes with a hefty price tag of $20. Not cheap for a potato.

We had:

1) Porterhouse steaks
I had a shock when the food was delivered, I was thinking "this must be a really BIG cow". This portion is definitely good for 2, even big eaters. The parents had that and they said it was damn good, the steak literally does melt in your mouth and its served with this thick buttery sauce that is amazing - although terrible for your arteries. I tried a mouthful of it and I can't remember eating a better steak. Yep it was THAT GOOD.

2) Fillet Mignon
This was a really juicy and succulent piece of meat. Nicely charred on the outside and retaining the tenderness of the food. Boy, it was fantastic!! I was this close to having an orgasm in my seat. This was my order and seriously I cannot find any words to describe how awesome it tasted. Delish!

3) Whole Baked Maine Lobster
The sister had this and liked it. This was quite creamy and chewy but I gathered is not really worth blowing $180 for something that is not extraordinary. Not that this dish is not good, I guess lobster just doesn't go too well for me.

Now what really set Morton's apart from the rest is the service and it was exemplary during my visit. The staff were friendly but not overly so and took care to explain aspects of the dishes. Key details like your name will be remembered despite the restaurant being jammed packed and the servers were really attentive. If service was like this in all restaurants I would most definitely be tipping a lot more.

Contrary to popular belief...Morton's isn't really THAT expensive luh. Be prepared to set aside about $150-$200 per person but it's really very very worth it. Superb service, lovely ambiance and great food. And if you plan to celebrate your birthday there, do make reservations in advance and they will print out a specialised menu with your name on it just for you!

BUT BUT, between you and me here's a secret:
Happy Hour at Mortons from 5 to 7pm. Weekdays only.
For $11.95 each (over happy hour, they are originally priced between $21 - $27 each), pick a martini off the menu. The range is limited though;
- Mortini
- Cosmopolitan
- Appletini
- Chocolate Mortini (My favourite!!)
- Lychee Mortini
Very girly drinks! Nicenicenice.
The best martinis I've had. Not the watered sissy stuff they serve in hotel bars elsewhere. Try the Chocolate Mortini because it's very addictive and you'll be happyhighhappy in no time.
And and instead of drinking on an empty stomach, Morton'sfree flow of steak sandwiches. Who cares if they are scraps from last night's trimmings? (Joking) These delish bits are the best examples of how a simple dish is transformed by good grilled beef with a dash of butter.You will never go back to Subway again. Just don't be so kiasu and take 6 sandwiches at the time. Keep this a secret. But please dress like you have some money. The good people at Mortons will refuse entry to ah bengs/ah lians wearing shorts, slippers, contrast skinnies and skank tops.

Food porn:

Came across this blog where people post their secrets anonymously online and I just had to share it.

These are a couple which made me laugh my pants off:

1) I expect to be swept off my feet even though I know real-life falls very short of fairy tales and chick flicks. I just can't help it. I'm just waiting for the disappointment.'

2) I'm starting college tomorrow. And I never even kissed anyone on the lips yet. I need a guy to kiss me. Please be good looking. I'm a guy by the way.

3) I just shit my pants. ON PURPOSE.


4) I love my penis so much! (HAHAHA)

5) I used to check my email everyday hoping that I'd get an acceptance into Hogwarts.

Woohoo I won a pair of tickets to Ghosts of Girlfriends Past thanks to Jess and its been ages since I've won something, but it sure feels good!



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Bags I would splurge on when I get my first ever pay check:

1) YSL Muse in either grey-blue or black

Wow, I can't believe I woke up at 9:30AM today, apart from the fact that I had to select my electives online, but yes I woke up that early, when I've been sleeping past 2PM these days.

Anyhow thanks to Bevin for helping me do the electives selection because the page was taking forever to load.

Okay going back to sleep now. Blog later.

Remember about 2 months back I said I wanted to dye my hair red?
The colour's coming off and heck, it's not even red.
Now, I want to dye it again (my hair condition is already frizzy as it is), but to a more obvious shade of red, like the photo below.
Cannot waitzz.

Life's embarrassing moments

Embarrassing moment #1:

Today I went shopping alone. Yes, alone, how lonely. Everyone's either busy doing project or they're not free, shopping alone was the last resort. And so I went to Promod and tried on a couple of tops. While I was trying on the last top, this bloody stupid sickening idiotic #$%^&*!@* auntie suddenly pulled the curtain of the changing room I was in, OPEN, LIKE TOTALLY OPEN and gawked at me.I was totally mortified. (If you've been to Promod at Tampines 1, you would realise that the changing rooms are slightly more visible in a sense that it's in full view of the bags and shoes area, and I happened to be in the one that's in the centre which gives people a much better view, if someone were to open the curtains.) OMG REALLY. Now, if you're wondering whether the whole world has seen my naked body and that I've become an amateur flasher, sorry to disappoint, not. Thank goodness I already had the top on when she pulled the curtains opened, or I'd be damn embarrassed and wouldn't want to leave the changing room. So phew!

P.S.: I have no frigging idea why that auntie had to pull open the curtains of the room I was in because mine was the only one that was occupied.

Embarrassing moment #2:

When I was still in canoe, I used to go running like 3 to 4 times a week at Bedok Reservoir. Okay so during one of those training days I went to run with Kian Shin and we kinda cheated a little on the amount of distance to run because I was really lazy and need to pee badly. So here's the funny and embarrassing part, I needed to pee to badly that I ran straight into the first toilet that I saw. Guess what, I ran directly into the male toilet without thinking twice and before I could even pee, Kian Shin started shouting my name outside the toilet which made me came out without peeing and he said something like "Omg Sarah do really need to pee that much that you actually ran into the wrong toilet and you better thank me for saving your life or else later you kena raped." (At that point when I came out of the toilet, there was this banglah who entered!) Goodness I must have looked like an idiot.

Embarrassing moment #3:

Drinking too much and vomiting the floor and on Elie's heels. Hahaha I can never forget that one. Not only was it embarrassing, it was a pretty awful sight and it was at a hotel's lounge and I look like a total wreck but I was too drunk to even bother. Ohh, and I drunk dialled too. Very very embarrassing. Haha Xiuz and Yanjun should know.

There are a lot more awfully embarrassing moments like these when you're Sarah Fang, but well what can I do, I'm not exactly perfect or so I'd like to think I am!

Caught Ghosts of Girlfriends Past with MK after that and we got the couple seat and were surrounded by couples, well whats new. Both of us are from the lonely hearts club, wanna join?
I liked the movie, it was good and I wished I wasn't so cynical about love.

-S

It's 2:35am and I can't sleep.

Story time

Met Jasmine last night to collect the Forever21 loots and I had to carry this really huge box so I decided to cab home. I only managed to board the third cab that I flagged and the reason being: I looked too much like a terrorist carrying a bomb. YA DAMN STUPID REASON. The first two taxi drivers didn't allow me to board because they thought I was going to blow their cab up into pieces. What the heck. I don't even look one bit like a dangerous person ):

Today there was this guy selling those "charity tickets" at the interchange who approached me saying "Hi miss, you speak English? I speak English too. You want to buy ticket from me to help poor children? " I gave him a MM NO THANKS cue. Hello to all those ignorant people out there, please do not ever pay a single cent to people selling these tickets because they are out to con your money. I'd rather donate to the kids holding those flag day tin cans or the auntie/uncle selling tissues.

Today I met MK and Siew Tin to shop. And MK is a weirdo who talks to herself laughs to herself and mumbles non-stop to herself and pronounces the word "Korean" as correan. Ohh and I got too excited seeing the bus 12 passing and I ran after the bus and said bye to them, leaving them standing at the sidewalk stunned (the best part, we didn't even said anything about heading home hahaha).

Today the mother asked the sister (who's a total pain to have around the house) if she likes any boys.

Mother: Do you like any boys now?

Brigitte: No! My school only got girls, no boys what. So how to MMMMMM a boy?

Mother: What's MMMMMMM?

Me: You should know.

Mother: Like?

Brigitte: Ya.

Me: HAHAHA.

Yes you're right, my weird sister is allergic to the word "like". It will kill her to say it, even when communicating with us.

Science centre tomorrow!

HI.
I feel so disconnected from the world wide web because I've not used my lappy for 4 whole days.
AND AND I SOLD 32 LAPTOPS.

Okay luh I can't really think properly right now because I've just woke up and my mind's in a disorientated mess, but all I can remember about the past four days are:

-I didn't have lunch or dinner for the past 3 days
-Bad sales on Thursday and Friday
-Green tea frap from Jumh
-Random phone calls and messages from customers at 7:30AM because I gave my number to every single customer, hoping that they'd buy the laptops from me (ya, very dumb I know)
-Crazy assed tired feet
-Standing for 12 hours
-Sitting at the roadside flagging cabs (we are damn cool please)

Ohh ya I think I sleep talked last night. I was like semi-conscious-ly awake and I think I was uttering something like "CQ45-401TX is $1499, p8600 processor, 2.4ghz, 2gb RAM and 320gb hard drive etc" HAHAHA I love my job too much.

There was a little drama last night at the PC show. During the closing time there was this guy (foreigner we suspect), who stole an Acer laptop and got the whole crowd of Acer sale people chasing after him around the entire hall. What a stupid fella seriously. Want to steal also run straight to the nearest exit luh. He ran around the hall with a group of 20 odd people chasing after him. Confirm chop chop surely get caught.



That's the guy who stole the laptop, the one circled in red with his hands being tied up with a rope like thingum.




Compaq for you?

Selling for a friend:

Forever 21 flutter sleeves top in white

x Worn only once
x In very good condition
x Small, fits UK 6-10

$18 with meet up only in the East.

If you like what you see, drop her an email at
jessariella@gmail.com

I'm always bitching and gossiping about others which made me realised that someone could be doing just that about me right this instant. But whatever luh, it doesn't matter and woohoo the whole world digs me, so yay! Facebook doesn't lie (:


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10 things that make me happy:

1) Shopping duhzz (I still have a lot of unpaid debt, so screwed.)

2) Heart-to-heart bestie talks

3) Planning for my 19th even though there's like half a year more to go (excites!)

4) Watching chick flicks and giggling at all the bimbotic parts

5) Hanging out with my BFFFLUTD and my two bimbos

6) Making new friends

7) Staring at my handphone or lappy's screen because Lee Min Ho's on my wallpaper (:

8) Good food especially Japanese or or or SEAFOOD!!

9) Hugs and kisses (right now, friends only)

10) Talking to friends that I've lost contact over the years (Omg omg can you believe that I'll be meeting my kindergarten classmate? She's the first friend I've ever had, she used to come over to play (the word "play" seemed eons ago) and we went to the same primary school except she was a lot smarter and moved onto TKSS. We're in the same poly now, I found her on facebook recently and we've started talking again and I can't wait to meet her after her internship ends in july or is it august? Mm whatever. Cannot waitz and ya she's still as short as ever. Oops.

Okay so those are my 10 happy things.

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The father text-ed me a couple of nights back:

The father: Where are you? Are you on your way home?

Me: I'm sleeping. In my room.

-.=

Last Friday:

Lee Min Ho was on Channel U earlier and he is soooooooooo sooooooooo hot.

I've been contemplating about this for the longest time, but I'm finally getting down to it now since I need $$$ and my wardrobe is bursting. If you see anything you'd like to have, email me at sling_90@hotmail.com

All brand new unless stated.
1) ASOS toga top in navy blue (UK Size 8)

Worn only once. $15







2) ASOS toga dress in black (UK Size 8) $25



3) 4 1/2 inch Forever 21 heels in black (Size 8, fits Havaianas 37/38) $18

My ankle's a bit too puny for the straps.



Hate my stubby toes.



4) Can't remember where I got this top from. (Ohh ya I'm the one on the left) Fits UK 8-12 (will fit nicely if your shoulders are broad)

Worn only once. $10



There are quite a lot more but I'm too lazy to post them up now.

What we do in school:

Caught Monsters VS Aliens in 3D after school with MK, Wayne and Bevin.
It's been eons since I've watched a film in 3D, I can't even remember when was the last time, I think lower secondary?
Whatever. Anyway Bevin and I fell asleep a couple of times during the movie, not because it was boring but those 3D glasses made my eyes feel really dry and tired. But but the movie was cool.

I didn't really do much in school today, except to make myself read through the Visual Basic tutorials which made me fall asleep (which I'm now quite ashamed of), browsing through F-mylife.com and mylifeisaverage.com, which is very unproductive and bad.

I think I'm not going to eat sushi for a long long time because the parents bought boxes of sushi for dinner and it isn't really that fresh anymore (they bought them at 7plus and left my share in the fridge but it's not fresh luh) I ate only 4 , and now I feel like puking, eww gross.

And I just have to say, YAY TOMORROW'S FRIDAY AND I'LL BE FREE FROM SCHOOL, JEANS AND SHOES FOR 2 AMAZING WEEKS, AND THERE WILL BE LOTS OF UNINTERRUPTED SLEEP, PAMPERING, GOOD FOOD, FAMILY AND FRIENDS.
MAJOR-LY HAPPY.

Watch this!
Project Nadal motion sensing controller for Xbox 360.
It's something like wii, only way way cooler. It looks so fun!!



I have a very sad life. I've been teased in primary school, secondary school and now poly. Damn suay right. First it was my buck tooth (and so I wore braces), next was my pimples (I can't seem to find a cure for this one), then it was my flabby arms and whatever I am fat and I'm called Ah Pui (trying to eat healthy meals and snack less and try to exercise whenever I can which is never because I always procrastinate), then it was my tiny puny small eyes (no choice, it's in the genes) and my clumsiness/dumbness/being so rough which made my group mates apprehensive about allowing me to do soldering or the making of the box.

Sheesh I'm damn flawed. I should consider plastic surgery. FML.

Good lord I cannot wait for Friday to come, tres excited about night picnic with my bffflutd and two weeks of holidays and I don't have to wear jeans for two weeks. AWESOME.

I know prom is many many many many months away. But still.