Just watched Gossip Girl episode 23 "The Wrath of Con" and Kelvin renamed it very aptly as the bitch is back. I hate Georgina foreverzz.

A little spoiler alert over here, two of the most awesome quotes from the episode:

First:

Georgina: I gave up my old ways when I let Jesus take the wheel.
Blair: That, is a Carrie Underwood song, not a life choice.

(Too funny already.)

Second:

Blair: What are we Chuck? Last fall you said we couldn't be together, and I believed you. But every time I try to move on, you're right there, maybe you just want me to be as unhappy as you are.

Chuck: I would never waste that on anyone. I want you to be happy.

Blair: Then look down deep, into the soul I know you have and tell me if what you feel for me is real, or if it's just a game. If it's real, then we'll figure it out, all of us. Then if it's not, then please Chuck, just let me go.

Chuck: This is just a game. I hate to lose. You're free to go.

Blair: Thank you.

Serena: Chuck, why did you just say that?

Chuck: Because I love her. And I can't make her happy. (How sweet is that! AWW I LOVE CHUCK)
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Something really weird happened today.

To cut the long story short, there was this weirdo sending me facebook messages and trying to add me on MSN, but I blocked her, let's call her SH (at this point, I naive-ly thought that she's really a girl. And SH is the abbreviation for shit head.)
Anyway, SH used her friend's email account and added me on MSN. Her friend's (I doubt the friend even exists.) email's sch_girl89@hotmail.com, (it's so obvious that it's a bogus account)
wa lao then I must be decent_girl90 already luh please. Okay so she started talking to me and asking me many questions (eg: what are you studying etc), I only replied like thrice? She was just there entertaining herself by asking me multiple questions without getting a reply. Can you believed that I actually asked her: Are you really a girl or a pervert lurking behind the screen?
and she just replied nonchalantly: I'm as girl as a girl can be. OH WOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW REALLY. (Siew Tin and MK found the whole convo to be really amusing and their lesbian tendencies started acting out hahaha)

The whole rubbish-y thing only begun when I reached home and asked Junhao to do me a favour by getting to know her to test if she's really a girl and if she's what she make herself out to be.

(The convo's pretty long, but just read)

-I'm Sarah; so perfect (: says:
do me a favour?
-jun " to the corner of first and Amistad. " says:
u so good will intro meh
-I'm Sarah; so perfect (: says:
yes
-jun " to the corner of first and Amistad. " says:
wtf
something is wrong
-jun " to the corner of first and Amistad. " says:
OOO
show me
-I'm Sarah; so perfect (: says:
i show u her photo
-jun " to the corner of first and Amistad. " says:
wad do u want me to do with her
-I'm Sarah; so perfect (: says:
she sent me a couple of messages on facebk
-jun " to the corner of first and Amistad. " says:
uh huh
-I'm Sarah; so perfect (: says:
added me on msn, but i kept ignoring till i finally replied her on fb, and she used her friend's acct to add me on msn and talked to me today
-jun " to the corner of first and Amistad. " says:
LOL
lesbian
-I'm Sarah; so perfect (: says:
im thinking it might be some perv, i dont know how true that she's a girl luh
-jun " to the corner of first and Amistad. " says:
hahaha
-jun " to the corner of first and Amistad. " says:
LOL
fake one
confirm
ive seen that girl in the picture
-I'm Sarah; so perfect (: says:
where?
-jun " to the corner of first and Amistad. " says:
and she has nude photos of herself
she's on gutter uncensored
-I'm Sarah; so perfect (: says:
then right her friend's email is sch_girl89@hotmail.com
WHO THE HELL HAS SUCH GROSS EMAIL
-jun " to the corner of first and Amistad. " says:
lmfao that email sounds so fake
-jun " to the corner of first and Amistad. " says:
just confront her la
-I'm Sarah; so perfect (: says:
how to like block her now when she talking to me?
say what
-jun " to the corner of first and Amistad. " says:
just say, how come i see ur nude pictures on gutter uncensored?
paste exactyly wad i just typed
minus the 'just say' part of course
-I'm Sarah; so perfect (: says:
she ask me what is gutter uncensored
what to say?
-jun " to the corner of first and Amistad. " says:
just say dont lie, ure not that whore in the picture, ure worse than that. a sad bitch with 16 friends.
-jun " to the corner of first and Amistad. " says:
just find the link to sexpose her first
dont reply her
later just say u went toilet of something
-I'm Sarah; so perfect (: says:
i saw her!
-jun " to the corner of first and Amistad. " says:
hahahaha
told u
ok show her that link now
ask her how come she's on that website
-I'm Sarah; so perfect (: says:
i send e link to her alrdy
-jun " to the corner of first and Amistad. " says:
sure nth to say one
-I'm Sarah; so perfect (: says:
these ppl damn gross and sick ewww
-jun " to the corner of first and Amistad. " says:
just say stop pestering me and get back with ur own life u poor shit hole friendless whore
-jun " to the corner of first and Amistad. " says:
wha lau u watch so much gossip girl, im sure u can be blair for at least a few minutes (please I'm not that bitchy and scheming)

And after showing her the link to the nude shots,

-SH says:
help me pleasee...
-I'm Sarah; so perfect (: says:
i dont know how true ur side of e story is really
-SH says:
i don't even know websites like this existed
and i swear, only me and my boyfriend has those pictures
i am so screwed
why are you doing in a website like that?
-I'm Sarah; so perfect (: says:
because i want to expose what a two faced liar u really are
-SH says:
me a liar?
i am not!
why do you say that?
-I'm Sarah; so perfect (: says:
prove it
-SH says:
how you want me to?
gosh, if one day you find your own nude pics online somewhere, someone races down your neck
you will know how it feels
-I'm Sarah; so perfect (: says:
okay just use ur brains and think of smth to make me believe smth credible
-SH says:
like what?
i just emailed the owner of the website, i hope he helps me to take those pictures down
-I'm Sarah; so perfect (: says:
i dont think that will help because i doubt e guy wld take them dwn
i think
-SH says:
i am so dead...
sorry..
guess you've seen everything
-I'm Sarah; so perfect (: says:
nah, its cool, you dont have to apologise
take that you two faced conniving little bitch or bastard or whatever you really are
-SH says:
it just didn't come at the right time for me
i mean, i was young and naive.. and i am embarking on a stewardess career
and now if not for you, i still wouldn't know
and i hope its just that website that my pictures are coming from
please let me know when you come across any of those ok? i only can email the owner to beg them to take it down
please?
nvm
-I'm Sarah; so perfect (: says:
sure, i actually do feel sorry for you really, cos ur life must be really sad and u have to resort to methods as such
-SH says:
what didn't make it better was that this is the first time we're talking
and pictures like these comes up
what would you think of me?
i need to take a nap my dear
i'm just crying non-stop
catch you later
sorry

Seriously, no-lifers like this should go and get a life really.
I'm Sarah; so perfect (: , what are you trying to do? Con me into believing the little stories that you've made up?