The mother: Youngsters these days ah, so young get married already (she was refering to my neighbour staying on the 5th storey who got married today and I'm quite positive it was shot gun)

Brigitte (my sister): Mummy why you so kaypo.

The mother: You better not mix with bad company or else later you also shot gun and I will chase you out of the house.

Brigitte: You should tell that to Fangzi (that's what my sister calls me at home). She got a lot of boyfriends one. (Since when.......)

The mother: Do you know how all these girls get pregnant?

Brigitte: Of course luh so easy, they sex each other! (and she said it with such confidence)

HAHAHAHA WTF SEX EACH OTHER.

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Good lord school tomorrow and I have to wear jeans for the rest of my life till MP's over. No fun.

I gave up dinner at Manpuku with the parents and stayed home to have dinner alone, damn lonely ):

I want to learn another language. But I'm afraid that I'll get bored of it and stop halfway. I can't remember anything that I've never stop learning halfway, swimming was like the only thing because I was forced to continue till I got gold star, other than that, the others were "learn halfway then stop", y'know? How now brown cow.

It's a Friday night and I'm at home, yes how loser-ish is that eh ):


Met Jess for dinner and htht and went home at 8:30PM, because I kept complaining about how tired I was. I don't even think I did anything today except from fabricating and taking off a little copper and watching Stardust on my lappy. Shit, this is bad and this week was such a slack one. Must stop doing non-MP related stuff during school hours.


The father just told me that I can't sleep in late tomorrow because the air-conditioner guy is coming at 11AM to wash the air-cons, ughhh suxzors.

Ohh and I have to choose two electives on 19th June for next semester and I'll be choosing Clinical Laboratory and Advanced Electronics I think, so Lee Siew Tin, Au Yeung Mei Kwan and Sarah Adnan please be online by 10AM so that we might be in the same class.

I'm so happy and pleased with myself now because I bought two sheets of Gu Jun Pyo stickers!!!!!!!!!!!

I did something really dumb yesterday. I forgot to clock in. Yes omg and I took a cab to school, came in really early at 8:20am, sat down at my seat feeling happy and what the heck I totally forgot about clocking in and today I had to submit the form giving an explanation of why I didn't clock in else it would be considered as AWOL. Damn smart, Sarah, damn smart.

OMG, read this:

Hairdresser turns robber into sex slave

A young hairdresser in Kaluga, Central Russia, locked a robber who tried to steal her money in the basement of the beauty salon. After that, she has brutally raped her hostage for three days.

A court in Kaluga has filed criminal charges against both of them, the Russian website Newsru.com reports.

The robber, who has not been named, burst into the salon armed with shotgun at about 17.00 on March 14. He demanded money. There were two hairdressers and one client in the salon at the time. One of hairdressers, who was studying judo and taekwondo, disabled the robber with a smashing body blow. Then she carried the unlucky robber to the basement and bound him with a hairdryer cord.

The hairdresser told her scared colleague and the client that she would call the police. But she did not. After work, instead of calling the police, she made her hostage undress. The perverted hairdresser forced the hostage to take several Viagra tablets. She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days.

After his release, the exhausted robber filed charges against the perverted woman. The frenulum of his penis was torn (ouch and eww.. gross) as a consequence of rape session.

“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release,” the hairdresser said.

In response, she filed charges against the robber.

The robber admitted that the hairdresser really did feed him royally.

“I actually don’t know what will happen to them. But it’s a pity that they could not meet in the cell. They would be a great couple,” one of the police officers said.

Hahaha damn sick.

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5 misconceptions people always have about me:

1) I am loud.
Seriously? I think I'm quite shy by nature. I just happened to be loud and crazy to people I know very well because I'm too comfortable being myself around them, not that I'm always crazy 24/7. So, get that, I am shy. I usually don't approach people unless I don't have a choice.

2) I don't know how to cook and can't do house work.
On the contrary, I've been washing the 2 toilets at home every single week ever since my maid left in 2007. Yes, I do the dishes too (Kah Chun, I'm not some da xiao jie please). Ohh and apart from cooking the usual maggie mee, sunny side up, rice and pasta, I make amazing ravioli too. Yumz. (My friends think I can't cook for nuts because there was once during a Home Econs exam where I cooked wanton soup and served it to my teacher with the wanton uncooked, ya the meat inside was still raw and the soup tasted pretty bland. Oops.)

3) I am a mean person.
Please luh I'm not always that mean okay? I'm only mean to people who deserve it. And no, I'm not always that bitchy either. I don't bite and can be really nice too (:

4) I am very talkative. I have my quiet moments too just that I don't show it and what's life without me eh? HAHA.


5) I am not spoilt neither do I lead a very sheltered life.
I almost think you can consider me one of those kids who had things handed to her on a silver platter (there were times when I kept on whining till the parents gave in), but I resisted that idea because there were always friends who had life way easier than me. But, that doesn't makes me spoilt! I know I don't have to work while studying (my parents forbade me to, they totally disapprove of me working part time while studying, and up till now I still don't get why.), or pay for my bills etc, but I know that I certainly do not behave like a spoilt brat or spend money like water.

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Watch this! This girl is really hilarious. Her videos are really funny and she cracks me up.



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Ohh and I don't understand why people like assuming things just because they've seen photos or whatever forms of media of a girl/guy putting his/her arm around the shoulders of the opposite sex. Like they must be a couple or something. BECAUSE THEY HAVE THEIR ARMS AROUND EACH OTHER.

Omg seriously? Like seriously? Good lord, what kind of prehistoric dinosaur age are you living in? Putting your arm on someone's shoulder doesn't mean that guy/girl is his/her partner. I repeat, having your arms around a guy/girl doesn't make you his/her girlfriend/boyfriend. Goodness. If putting my arm around the shoulders of a guy makes him my boyfriend or that I'm interested in him, then what is holding hands or kissing? Aids?

People should seriously stop being so narrow-minded and primitive.

And no I'm not directing this to any particular person or whatever. If you're reading this and think that I'm talking about you, stop assuming. Some people are irritating just like that.

That whole chunk was pointless but I just needed to rant. Ughhh.

Anyway, what do Chuck and Gu Jun Pyo have in common?

I think it's the nose. And that retarded eyebags thingy which doesn't even make them look bad or anything shitty. Whatever. They both have very nicely shaped lips and they are so yummy. Mmmmmmmmm. And charming too.






I ♥ Gu Jun Pyo. And Sarah Adnan says it is an unhealthy obsession.

I will stop disturbing people already.
And I should stop being so mean hahaha.

I remember telling everyone that I would never ever ever wear crocs or the likes of it. I think I'm going to take my words back because I just might. The crazy mother bought 4 pairs of crocs over the weekend and they look so rubber-ly cute. I'll just pray that I don't end up looking like Ronald McDonald or Barney. And could someone tell me what to wear with them, because I've been staring at the pink pair for a good 45 minutes and can't think of what to match it with, so that I won't come across as too kiddy/retarded.



I know I'm not supposed to shop anymore but I just couldn't resist and ordered this dress from F21 (:




Last weekend was much fun. Too lazy to type anything now because I'm re-watching Boys Over Flowers.

Night at the museum:


Met Janice, Jess and Yanjun for dinner at Vivo, toured around Images of Singapore at Sentosa then back to Vivo for Night at the Museum 2. I must say it was a memorable experience that wasn't run-of-the-mill and I really did enjoy myself. I'll be going to the Science Centre during the holidays with my BFFFLUTD-s for the Da Vinci exhibition woohoo.


























































































LOL.










Bang bang.












It was freaky sitting inside this hut, like seriously freaky.























MK's 21st at East Coast:

We had an explosive dinner with too much stingrays, sotongs, chicken cutlet and other assorted artery-clogging goodness which left us bloated.

I'm so proud to have MK as my classmate and palzx even though she can be the kiddiest (oops!) 21 year old I have ever seen, with weird patches of brownish blond on her black hair but still cute as a button.