Things We Have Learned From Movies:

1. Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people whether they are employed or not.

2. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

3. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

4. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.

5. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

6. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

7. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

8. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

9. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

10. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off-even while scuba diving.

11. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

12. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

13. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

14. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.

15. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

16. Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.

17. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

18. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

19. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.

20. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

21. When teenagers are in high school/uni they dont seem to have to study at all. Its all about shopping, parties and having fun but still graduating with good grades.

Movies are really damn retarded, they seriously distort reality.
But still very amusing.