This post contains no evil intent, merely a form of entertainment and a relief from my really boring life.

1) Jess's daughter would probably look too anorexic (pun intended) and would be covered in make-up and fluttering falsies, dressing up to the nines even though they're playing at the playground. But of late, i don't think so, i was thinking that very likely her kids might just turn out to be either hamsters or rabbits or cats meow. Alright just joking haha. She should never apply any sunblock on them else they would remain white like her. Y'know the thing that you hang just above the baby's cot, that spins, consists of various cutesy little ornaments and plays a lullaby tune, they should switch it to multiple alarm clocks so that her kids will learn to wake up on time and be punctual.

2) Shar's baby(ies) would probably be sucking on a Burberry bottle (yes they do exist i saw them just a few days back)and diamond encrusted pacifiers, wearing Chanel diapers and sitting on a shanghai tang pram (this exists too shar, like WOW right). And when they get into pre-school they should really learn to write sentences straight to the point and not talk in circles hahaha. Her kids must also really have a talent for flying aeroplanes too. (omg sorry shar please don't kill me)

3) Yanjun would have kids who may have single eyelids (but hey that doesn't really matter right? They've got her genes, poor things.joking babe!)
Her kids may like have to wear sunglasses all the time so their eyes won't hurt since she would probably take pictures of them with her camera/polaroid every like, 5 seconds?
Mmm I probably wouldn't want my kids to mix around with hers, because I want my kids to be polite and well mannered and not call people names like "tu zhai".
Her kids might be ostracised because Yanjun would always delay their bathing time and so they end up as sweaty smelly kids.HAHA.

4) Xiuz would be very motherly and a very family oriented mother who would be nagging at her kids to eat their vegetables and fruits. She would probably buy tight fitting clothes for her daughter so that her daughter would not have to ask people "do I look pregnant?". Hahaha.
Her kids would most likely have a lot of dark rings under their eyes because Xiuz would probably make them do an all nighter studying session like some siao gi na.

5) Jasmine's daughter would be doing her french manicure every twice a week, going to Sephora to look at eyeshadows, dressing them up in GAP/ZARA/F21/Topshop stuff, going for a hair cut every single week (I still have no idea why Jasmine cuts her hair so frequently), and one thing's for sure, her kids will not stop whining! (HAHAHA lets see how she handles them then!)

6) Rose Lee's kids would be very dirty minded and pervy, requesting to touch every auntie's boobies or something haha! Her daughter would be a pro at make-up, wearing falsies and eyeliner every single day to kindergarten. Her son would be tempted to become a bartender some day because he might just turn out to be a jiu gui just like his mom. Her kids would look like chopsticks (depending on who the father is...you get my drift) and they will be very very very fair/white. And the first present I would give to her daughter would be hair curler+fake eyelashes+eye liner+eyelash curler all bundled into one.

7) MK's kids would also have to wear sunglasses because she would be taking photos of them very often, no make that too often that when they grow up someday, they'll turn into cam whores (ahem MK). Her kids would also probably get hungry every now and then, telling people that they want to eat twister fries and xian shu ji. And I secretly think that their first sentence would be "eh you not shy meh?" Lol.

8) Sarah Adnan's kids would probably make it big in Singapore some day because they'd be singing every single day, each moment, every split second that they might just get lucky and be picked to be the next Singapore Idol.

9) Junhao's son's first sentence would definitely be: FUCK YOU LA.
Need I explain any further?

10) Qinghui's son would probably be ogling at every other girl who goes to the gym and runs on the thread mill.

11) Weiyang's kids would definitely walk around naked because after all he belongs to a nudist colony.

12)Winston's kids will need a lot of sunblock spf 50 to prevent them from turning any darker hahaha.

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Anyway there was this reddish lump of "membrane-ish skin like thing" on side of my left eyeball yesterday. Thank goodness its gone, it felt so uncomfortable luh.
And now, I currently have a blue black which is 5cm by 2cm long on my kneecap, don't ask me how I knocked or fell or whatevers, because I really haven't a single idea ):