Things We Have Learned From Movies:

1. Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people whether they are employed or not.

2. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

3. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

4. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.

5. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

6. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

7. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

8. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

9. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

10. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off-even while scuba diving.

11. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

12. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

13. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

14. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.

15. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

16. Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.

17. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

18. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

19. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.

20. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

21. When teenagers are in high school/uni they dont seem to have to study at all. Its all about shopping, parties and having fun but still graduating with good grades.

Movies are really damn retarded, they seriously distort reality.
But still very amusing.

Rose Lee and I spend our chu er doing this:





HAHA, fun no?

Oh amm gee I still have to study later for this thursday's circuit&signal's quiz.
Sianzz.

I'm so looking forward to meeting Jess this friday woohoo.
Cannot waitingz no more!

I want a forget me knot ring.

This post contains no evil intent, merely a form of entertainment and a relief from my really boring life.

1) Jess's daughter would probably look too anorexic (pun intended) and would be covered in make-up and fluttering falsies, dressing up to the nines even though they're playing at the playground. But of late, i don't think so, i was thinking that very likely her kids might just turn out to be either hamsters or rabbits or cats meow. Alright just joking haha. She should never apply any sunblock on them else they would remain white like her. Y'know the thing that you hang just above the baby's cot, that spins, consists of various cutesy little ornaments and plays a lullaby tune, they should switch it to multiple alarm clocks so that her kids will learn to wake up on time and be punctual.

2) Shar's baby(ies) would probably be sucking on a Burberry bottle (yes they do exist i saw them just a few days back)and diamond encrusted pacifiers, wearing Chanel diapers and sitting on a shanghai tang pram (this exists too shar, like WOW right). And when they get into pre-school they should really learn to write sentences straight to the point and not talk in circles hahaha. Her kids must also really have a talent for flying aeroplanes too. (omg sorry shar please don't kill me)

3) Yanjun would have kids who may have single eyelids (but hey that doesn't really matter right? They've got her genes, poor things.joking babe!)
Her kids may like have to wear sunglasses all the time so their eyes won't hurt since she would probably take pictures of them with her camera/polaroid every like, 5 seconds?
Mmm I probably wouldn't want my kids to mix around with hers, because I want my kids to be polite and well mannered and not call people names like "tu zhai".
Her kids might be ostracised because Yanjun would always delay their bathing time and so they end up as sweaty smelly kids.HAHA.

4) Xiuz would be very motherly and a very family oriented mother who would be nagging at her kids to eat their vegetables and fruits. She would probably buy tight fitting clothes for her daughter so that her daughter would not have to ask people "do I look pregnant?". Hahaha.
Her kids would most likely have a lot of dark rings under their eyes because Xiuz would probably make them do an all nighter studying session like some siao gi na.

5) Jasmine's daughter would be doing her french manicure every twice a week, going to Sephora to look at eyeshadows, dressing them up in GAP/ZARA/F21/Topshop stuff, going for a hair cut every single week (I still have no idea why Jasmine cuts her hair so frequently), and one thing's for sure, her kids will not stop whining! (HAHAHA lets see how she handles them then!)

6) Rose Lee's kids would be very dirty minded and pervy, requesting to touch every auntie's boobies or something haha! Her daughter would be a pro at make-up, wearing falsies and eyeliner every single day to kindergarten. Her son would be tempted to become a bartender some day because he might just turn out to be a jiu gui just like his mom. Her kids would look like chopsticks (depending on who the father is...you get my drift) and they will be very very very fair/white. And the first present I would give to her daughter would be hair curler+fake eyelashes+eye liner+eyelash curler all bundled into one.

7) MK's kids would also have to wear sunglasses because she would be taking photos of them very often, no make that too often that when they grow up someday, they'll turn into cam whores (ahem MK). Her kids would also probably get hungry every now and then, telling people that they want to eat twister fries and xian shu ji. And I secretly think that their first sentence would be "eh you not shy meh?" Lol.

8) Sarah Adnan's kids would probably make it big in Singapore some day because they'd be singing every single day, each moment, every split second that they might just get lucky and be picked to be the next Singapore Idol.

9) Junhao's son's first sentence would definitely be: FUCK YOU LA.
Need I explain any further?

10) Qinghui's son would probably be ogling at every other girl who goes to the gym and runs on the thread mill.

11) Weiyang's kids would definitely walk around naked because after all he belongs to a nudist colony.

12)Winston's kids will need a lot of sunblock spf 50 to prevent them from turning any darker hahaha.

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Anyway there was this reddish lump of "membrane-ish skin like thing" on side of my left eyeball yesterday. Thank goodness its gone, it felt so uncomfortable luh.
And now, I currently have a blue black which is 5cm by 2cm long on my kneecap, don't ask me how I knocked or fell or whatevers, because I really haven't a single idea ):

CNY is in two days time please pray that my revenue this year will be the same as last year, if not more.
KTHXBYE (:

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1) The circuits&signals quiz was brought forward to next week omg its CNY week, who has the mood to study, really.

2) I have a make-up lecture at 1 on friday in the afternoon which sucked ballz BECAUSE I DON'T NORMALLY HAVE ANY LESSONS AT ALL.

3) I secretly think that my period's coming awfully soon.incessant bleeding and stomach cramps, oh the horror.major suxzors ):

4) My back hurts like mad, shit I sound like an old woman.

5) My french manicure is coming off and it's not even CNY yet! Grrr. I think I'm going to have to re-do my nails again during the weekends.

6) I have many many quizzes the following week which I've yet to study for.DIE ALREADY.

7) The parents wanted to get me a credit card BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE I REFUSED, GET THIS I REFUSED, AND THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I SAID I DIDN'T WANT ONE. Knowing myself, I spend money like zoom zoom zoom fast, it'll make it a lot worse if I had the card.

8) I have to read/study multitudes of nonsense which are boring and tiring and boring and tiring, and did I mention they don't make sense?

9) I have a sister who keeps yelling and is damn bloody kaypo.

SIGH you see most unhappiness really stems from school.
I really wanna quit and go do something more interesting and fulfilling man.
AND MAKEUP LECTURES ARE A BITCH.

Did I tell you how much I lallllooovveee Mio TV?
I'm currently watching all the 34 episodes of The Little Nyonya, now take that suckers!

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You're like an Indian summer
In the middle of winter
Like a hard candy
With a surprise center

I fell down just now when I got off the bus.
My ankle did a stupid twist, I lost my balance and boom I fell.
Very embarrassing because everyone else was staring at me ):
I can't help it that I'm such a klutz.

Anyway I'm tres excited happy whatevers with my exam timetable because I've only 3 papers on the 20th, 23rd and 24th respectively, which totally rock sockz.

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jun " wish i could just stop by and maybe say hi " says:
-do they have like nicer brands lol
-pls remember to get ur good friend (me) something

I'm Sarah; so perfect (: says:
-lol ehh i doubt so right, its vietnam u're talking abt
-YOU CALL URSELF A GD FRIEND THEN SENT ME OFF ALONG WITH MY OTHER GD FRIENDS

jun " wish i could just stop by and maybe say hi " says:
-hahaha ok i will

Rose lee, MK , Wayne and I will be going to Vietnam, Hanoi for OSIP in March.
Coolioz.
So, anyone of you who considers yourself a very good friend or acquaintance of mine, be sure to date me out before I fly off to Vietnam, and you wouldn't be seeing me for two whole months.
HAHAHA.

And someone or anyone please remind me never never never ever do eyelash extensions ever again.
They made my eyelids itch like crazy and I have to be ever-so-cautious when I'm trying to scratch my lids.

I lost my thumbdrive ):
I am very pissed with myself .
I secretly think that it's the mio guy that came over to my place today to install the wireless thingamajig, who stole my thumbdrive.
SHEESH.

I have this theory that Wei yang actually belongs to a nudist colony except that he hides from the fact pretty well.

And Jess, get well soon, meet up more often before you leave for Sdyney in mid-Feb while I leave for Hanoi in early March.

Anyway I bought this bottle of Hakubi B pills on Saturday and decided to give them a try.

"Hakubi B – For people who desire sensually smooth skin Formulated with unique Coix Seed Extract, Hakubi enriches your skin with a smoothness that only a baby can have. Vitamin B2 and B5 Both vitamins help to inhibit sebum secretion, and maintain good skin health. L-Cysteine This amino acid further helps to enhance skin metabolism, eliminate melanin and promotes skin whitening. Coix Seed Extract A herbal extract since ancient times in Japan and China and rich in nutrient, it serves to create highly moist and supple, baby-smooth skin. Sugar-free and highly effective No worries about calories with our sugar-free tablets"."




GRRR.Feeling very angsty now.
Don't irritate me or I'll bite.

Today was awesome moresome because we went to CGH to take a look at MRI CT scans, ICU wards, defibrillators (the actual thing that are used to bring the patient to live again), ventillators, BUT BUT the coolest thing was that we actually got the chance to go into the mortuary!
I mean how coolioz is that. The uncle in charge even pulled out the metal box thingamajig and showed us the dead body, it's wrapped up luh haha.
Morbid but very very cool.

AND I DID MY LASHES TODAY (:

I think I've lost track of what I really want.
I want to want what you want me to want.

things in my life:





















the convo between the mother and sister yesterday:

mother: eh go hang Amos on your bag since you want a keychain

sister: Amos?

me: hahaha who the hell's Amos?

the mother points to elmo.HAHA.

We just clicked somehow (:

Arrived at school at 8:45am (read: lessons start at 8am)
and my tutor didn't mark me down, he never does hahaha.
Now this kinda school, I have no complains about (:
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I seriously think that there's something wrong with my ear.
I keep hearing things.
FREAKY EH.

Earlier on in school, Rose and I were at blk23 level 7 doing our circuit, it was just the both of us in the lab and we heard some noises.
I heard a group of guys talking while she on the other hand heard some girl humming.
We kinda freaked out, who wouldn't?


HOHOHO I'M EDWARD.

I'm bored with life. With school. And every other thing.
And as icing on the already somewhat perfect cake, I cannot wait for March.
Sdyney with Jess and YanJun. And shopping too. I AM SO FREAKING EXCITED. Really real X10. Plus chop and seal. Mmm.

Whoa. TWO MORE MONTHS AND I'M NO LONGER A JUNIOR. SIGH.
I'd never thought 3 years in poly would pass that fast.

Procrastination, procrastination, I will stop procrastinating tonight, buy a new breadboard, start finding the FASTA protein structure for proteins involved in alzheimer's, perform multiple sequence alignment, do the clustalw algorithm, construct the phylogenetic tree.But I think I'm going to start tomorrow because I have to possibly no I must start patching up the new circuit when I come home.Major suxzors.

And there's bioinf labtest on monday zomg.

ps: I will try not to think of ways to skip my classes.

Leeching on wifi at macs with rose lee now.

WEAR RED BRA MEANS AUNTIE MEH.
ROSE LEE LET'S GO BRA SHOPPING TOMORROW.

I laaallloovvee this studded sandle in both black and cream.



Í've always wanted a toga top or dress and this is so pretty, even Jess says so.





Yes, this is how I look when I'm at home and that's how i sit.

Hahaha.
Jess is so gonna kill me when she sees this!

I'm such a horrible friend who puts up ugly photos of my friends to make myself feel better.
HAHA SKANKZ.

Bella, I couldn’t live with myself if I ever hurt you.
You don’t know how it’s tortured me.
The thought of you, still, white, cold… to never see you blush scarlet again, to never see that flash of intuition in your eyes when you see through my pretenses… it would be unendurable. You are the most important thing to me now. The most important thing to me ever.
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I love you. It’s a poor excuse for what I’m doing, but it’s still true.
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I’ll be back so soon you won’t have time to miss me.
Look after my heart — I’ve left it with you.

AWWWW.

And because I spend my new year's eve at home counting down in front of the television,
I am feeling very awful and bored now.
I really want to go out tomorrow.
Xiuz, will you go out with me?
HAHAHA.

I don't believe in resolutions, but just for kicks(I WILL/MUST TRY TO STICK TO IT):
-lose weight, minimum 5kg
-run every Fridays Saturdays Sundays
-study like I never did before, and I mean for the better
-eat healthily and stop eating after 8pm
-pull up that gpa
-hang out more with my bffflutd-s

this is more of a REMEMBER-YOU-WANTED-TO-DO-THIS-SARAH kind of thing right?